Pill Sandwich

Greg and I decided to do a 7-day Body Cleanse using a package of pills and powder from GNC.  It appealed to me because all the pills appear to be made from natural ingredients, it only takes a week, and it’s not one of those starvation cleanses (which I’d never be able to do because I love food too much).  All you have to do is mix a tasty fiber powder with your morning juice and take some pills with your breakfast and dinner.  Easy peasy.

When we were halfway through our dinner, I decided it was time to take my pills, and I wanted to offer them to Greg as well.  I asked him, “Do you want to sandwich your pills between your food and take them now?”

To which he blinked up at me and replied, “Is that how you think this works?  That your pills will sit sandwiched in your stomach between your layers of food?”

“Yes,” I answered as I swallowed my pills and took a big bite of my baguette.  “I imagine this bread will make a flowery, doughy blanket to cover my pills.”

He then went on to describe to me how the stomach works, but I still like to believe that if I take my pills in the middle of a meal, that they will be churning away and dissolving inside a cloud of food, cushioned safely away from my delicate stomach lining.  Is anyone else with me?

This is all there is to it! (minus the Hydroxycut which I’m just trying out for a few weeks)